BARTENDER BARTENDER
by HappyRon

VERSE 1:

I’ve loved you for minutes,
That’s hundreds of seconds.
That’s long enough to know
That this love
Could last for hours.
If you’ll take my hand
And you’ll pour me
Another beer

CHORUS:

Bartender Bartender will you marry me.
Divorce your husband and our love will be.
I can’t offer anything but I promise you this
I’ll love you till the booze runs dry!

VERSE 2:
I don’t know your name
Don’t care about your feelings
But I love you just the same
With a love
That could last till I’m sober.
So please listen up
Cause I’ve got something (cough) to
Say (cough).

REPEAT CHORUS:

BRIDGE:

I know there are times when you think I’m just a prick
But you love me still, cause even I know how to tip