HEARTBREAK PHD.
By Douglas Stanglin & John Foster

I’VE LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES.
GETTIN’ SMARTER EVERY DAY.
STUDIED THINGS I’VE DONE,
SELF-TAUGHT YOU MIGHT SAY.
I’M IN A STATE OF HIGHER LEARNIN’
WITH EACH PAINFUL MEMORY.
GONNA GRADUATE WITH HONORS
AND A HEARTBREAK PHD.

IT’S FUNNY HOW A MAN,
CAN FIGURE HE’S SO SMART
TO TWO-TIME HIS WOMAN,
AND NEVER GET CAUGHT.
I PULLED A LOT OF ALL NIGHTERS,
BEFORE I COULD SEE.
THAT THEY WILL ONLY LEAVE YOU THE WISER,
WITH A HEARTBREAK PHD.

IT’S HARD TO ADMIT, WHEN BLAME FALLS ON YOU.
BUT WHEN THE FACTS LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
NOW THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS, GOT NOTHING ON ME
GONNA GRADUATE WITH HONORS,
AND A HEARTBREAK PHD.

IT’S HARD TO ADMIT WHEN BLAME FALLS ON YOU.
BUT WHEN THE FACTS LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
I’M IN A STATE OF HIGHER LEARNIN, WITH EACH PAINFUL MEMORY
GONNA GRADUATE WITH HONORS,
AND A HEARTBREAK PHD.

Tag:
CHANGED MY WAY OF THINKIN’ – DID IT BY DEGREES.
I’M GONNA GRADUATE WITH HONORS
AND A HEARTBREAK PHD.

© 2007 Stanglin & Foster