A DOG CHASING A CAR Claire_Ulanoff U. / Genre: Country / Tempo: medium ▶ A DOG CHASING A CAR 0:00 0:00 Note to Instructor No Notes Available + Backstory Click to expand I always liked that old joke - why does a dog chase a car? what would he do if he caught it? - so we wrote the song. Complete with barking dogs! Lyrics DOG CHASIN’ A CAR(Claire Ulanoff/Will Hopkins/Ellen Britton)I’ve got this neighbor ‘cross the street, I’m not sure he ever sleepsI swear he’s at the office morning, noon and nightHe’s always buying brand new things – a faster boat, a wider screenHe might enjoy them if he ever had the timeGuess you could say that he’s obsessedWith some notion of successAll I know for sure is he ain’t found it yet… It’s like a dog chasin’ a car; what would he do if he caught it When you get what you wanted, it ain’t what you think It’s like we’re all hard-wired, always after those spinnin’ tires So close, so close and yet so far, like a dog chasin’ a carIt makes me think of my in-laws; they always play the PowerballThe same six numbers for the last eleven yearsAt 9:59 twice a week, they’re parked in front of that TVWaiting for the moment all their troubles disappearI’d shake my head and think they’re foolsThose crazy dreams ain’t coming true‘Cept when that jackpot’s big, I buy a ticket too (Chorus) We’re always runnin’ after something we don’t have Fame or fortune, world peace, or six-pack abs. When you catch your breath, you have to laugh… (Chorus)© Ulanoff/Hopkins/Britton