TURN DOWN THE INTERNET (AND TURN UP THE LIFE!)
by HappyRon BPM 130
(Older possible lyrics in parenthesis)

INTRO: Am /// //// F /// ///
VERSE: Am /// //// F /// //// Am /// //// F /// ////
E7 /// Am /// E7 /// Am /// E7 /// Am /// G7 /// ///
CHORUS: C /// Am /// F /// C /// C /// Am /// F /// C///
C /// Am //// G /// G7 ///
BRIDGE: Em /// Am /// Em /// Am /// Em /// Am
E7 /// Am /// E7 /// Am /// E7 /// Am /// G /// //// G7 /// ////

Bob is (was) a raging redneck
With a family to feed
Sally is (was) a hardcore (angry) liberal
Takes (took) care of everyone's needs

They didn't know they didn't
Love each other till
They got stuck in the World Wide Web
And took the poison pill

Turn down the internet
And turn up the life (living)
A short time is all we get (One chance, a few years)
Don't waste it in a fight (always have to fight)
So turn down the internet
And turn...... up the life

Bob was mad that somebody
said something about someone's nothing
Sally got mad that Bob (or anybody)
Could be thinking such a thing
Then their kid got the flu (sick or pneumonia)
And needed her mom and dad
To do all they could do
And give her all they had

Haters and/or leaders never stay to long
But Sally and Bob and still going strong
Cause they heard the call (broke through the wall)
And saw each other's heart
They're in it for the long haul
And won't let the web (internet) tear them apart.