TOP 5 THINGS TO SAY TO DOUCHEBAGS
by HappyRon (Tempo 100)

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(5) He say things that make him think he's smart
He says things that have no heart
But how smart can you (he) be to
Lose all your (his) friends
I wonder if he still thinks that he's smart.

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(4) He says things that really are kinda mean
He thinks that you owe him everything
But how can you owe him
For things you did yourself?
And how are you to blame for everything?

(3!) Why don't douchebags ever learn
You piss people off they don't return?
Why don't they ever ever learn?

(2!) He says that he doesn't t want no drama
You tell him "have you ever heard of karma?"
You know he has to go
So give him the Happy Heave Ho !
And send him back home crying to his mama!

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(1!) He says that you used to be friends
You tell him never ever ever ever again
SAY "Back then I didn't know
What a douchebag was
And I'll never be that friend again. "
No I'll never be that friend again!