EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ME (Capo 3)
By Happy Ron Hill

Lately it really seems
That everybody wants to be me
They think I’m living the dream
But is fame what they believe

And is it what they would chose
Or would they run away..
If they only knew
The price I have to pay
UHHHHhhhhhhhhh

Do you know what really sucks about being me?
NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING

You will never catch me
Wining about my life
Acting if success
Is nothing but tears and strife

But there is one thing I fear
And it makes me cry and sob
And thats that one day once again
I’ll have to GET a real job!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh

REPEAT