ESCAPE ARTIST LESS GUITARS beerandflies M. / Genre: Alternative ▶ ESCAPE ARTIST LESS GUITARS 0:00 0:00 Note to Instructor No Notes Available + Backstory Click to expand I wasn’t happy with all my previous guitars and masters, so I decided to lighten up on guitars and add more variety of instruments. Lyrics V1I’m a thrill seeker and a tricksterTrying to change me—take a hikeYou know I’m perfect, shut up and kiss meBefore I run, cuz life is like…V2I’m on a tightrope juggling knives, bills, skills, kids, wives Over the sharp 2 thousand revolution per minute bladeI make to the other side okay CHORUS:I’m in the straight jacket upside down locked by my ankles over a circular sawI’m about to be split in half or drowned I’ll get away. Unless there’s Murphy’s law I’m the fastest, I’m the smartest I am an escape artist Escape Escape Escape V3Anticipation bloodied your lipsOr is it your clown red lipsticksToo bad, you wanna see me trip and slipBut watch me fools, I’m the trickster Bridge Gotta flip the right way up the counterweight To outwit, to outsmart my stupid fateAdrenaline, that thrill of life, it wouldn’t lastHeartbeats like a drum rolling really fastI shake, lose balance just a tad, but I adjustWhat’s left inside and on my gums taste just like sawdustCHORUS:I’m in the straight jacket upside down locked by my ankles over a circular sawI’m about to be split in half or drowned I’ll get away, I don’t believe in Murphy’s law SOLOCHORUS:I’m in the straight jacket upside down locked by my ankles over a circular sawI’m about to be split in half or drowned I got away! I don’t believe in Murphy’s law But I’m the fastest, I’m the smartest I am an escape artist Escape Escape