Honky Tonk Hopscotch
Rick Amburgey

Verse 1:
If every bar was exactly the same
I could stay the whole night in just one place
Same bands and same pretty girls
But we all know they ain’t
Makes me scared I’m missing something

Pre-chorus:
So obviously I gotta see em all
And it’s a long time til last call

Chorus:
Playing a game of honky tonk hopscotch
And you’ll see I ain’t gonna stop
Til I hit every damn bar on the block
Might have a beer, might have a shot
But I’m gonna give it all I’ve got
Playin honky tonk hopscotch

Verse 2:
One drink starts to loosen me up
Two or three I’ve got a good buzz
Number four cranks the party to ten
Five I can’t get enough
Six I just made a new best friend

Pre-Chorus:
Wait, what number was I on?
Where did I put my phone?

Chorus:
Playing a game of honky tonk hopscotch
And you’ll see I ain’t gonna stop
Til I hit every damn bar on the block
Might have a beer, might have a shot
But I’m gonna give it all I’ve got
Playin honky tonk hopscotch

Bridge:
If the bars should close before I’m done
I’ll try again when next weekend comes

Chorus:
Playing a game of honky tonk hopscotch
And you’ll see I ain’t gonna stop
Til I hit every damn bar on the block
Might have a beer, might have a shot
But I’m gonna give it all I’ve got
Playin honky tonk hopscotch