PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (IF BOOZE COULD TALK) SHORTER HAPPYRON H. / Genre: Contemporary Country / Tempo: 140 ▶ PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (IF BOOZE COULD TALK) SHORTER 0:00 0:00 Note to Instructor No Notes Available + Backstory Click to expand Saw a book on the history of drinking Lyrics PEOPLE BEEN DRANKIN (Lyrics) by HappyRon in D CHORUSPeople been drankin’ back / since the dawn of time People been drankin’ since / water turned to wine People been drankin’ - is / anyone in doubt? People been drankin’ so / don't leave me out! / / / VERSE 1 Last night, I peered down / into my beer and my / beer says, "Lend me your / ear. Oh — and / lend me your cash, and / lend me your brain, and I'll tell you what you wanted to / hear!" And my beer saysCHORUSVERSE 3:Last night, I cried down into my rye, and myrye says, "Head for the hills!Drink me just like the sly moonshiners did, from theirjugs filling up to the gills!" And my rye saysCHORUS:VERSE 4:Last night, I swum down into my rum, and myrum says,"Aaarrh, matey, aaarrh! Drink me just like them thar pirates once did, when they’reslammin' their hooks on the bar!" And my rum saysCHORUS:VERSE 5: (Rubato)Last night, I zip-lined into my wine, and mywine says, (spoken) "Don't keep me hid! Drink me just like the old Romans once did, when youdrink me and you go make a kid!" And my wine saysCHORUS: