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Red Flags

If she says her favorite show is Jerry Springer that's a red flag
If she gets mean and gives you the finger that's a red flag
If there's a tatoo on her tush that says I had sex with George Bush
I wanna tell you don't ignore that 'cause that's a red flag
If she's thirty-five and still a virgin that's a red flag
If she's got a knife she uses like a surgeon that's a red flag
If she thinks a hot dog is a gourmet food and spending all your money puts her in the mood
I wanna tell you don't ignore that 'cause that's a red flag

And if you see red flags
You might wanna throw her back
I know it's a real drag
But there's other fish you can catch
If you see red flags
You know she's not the one
If you see red flags
Don't walk away, run

If he's forty-five an living with his mama that's a red flag
If he's got a gun and a buddy named Osama that's a red flag
If he says he use to be gay because he saw grandma in a negligee
I wanna tell you don't ignore that 'cause that's a red flag
If he blows his nose without a tissue that's a red flag
If on the first date he tries to french kiss you that's a red flag
If he tells you he's been born again so he wears a diaper every now and then
I wanna tell you don't ignore that 'cause that's a red flag

And if you see red flags
You might wanna throw him back
I know it's a real drag
But there's other fish you can catch
If you see red flags
You know he's not the one
If you see red flags
Don't walk away, run
If you see red flags
Don't walk away, run

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