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Who Gets To Throw The Garter (At A Gay Wedding)

I saw a girl kiss a girl on the lips today
I watched it on CNN
And a guy holding hands with another guy
They wanna be more than just friends
They're just like my cousin Curtis
He's gonna get down on bended knee
And give a golden ring to Bubba
They're getting married right on TV

But who's gonna be the bride
And who's gonna be the groom
And who gets carried over the threshold
On the honeymoon
Seems like San Francisco
Is where everyone is heading
But who gets to throw the garter
At a gay wedding

Well I think the Lord loves his children
It doesn't matter if they're not straight
Because if being gay is really a sin
Then why were they born that way
They're just like my good friend Freida
She's gonna marry Becky Lynn
They've been crazy 'bout each other
Since they played on the Jungle Gym

(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat Chorus) Yeah...

Yeah who gets to throw the garter
At a gay wedding

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