Skit-So-Frenic
Phil Schneider (ASCAP)
© 2011

Chorus
Skit-so-frenic I how my baby acts a-round me.
Skit-so-frenic, she goes as crazy as crazy can be!
Sometimes she’s as sweet as pie then suddenly she wants to tear out my eyes!
Skit-so-frenic is how my baby acts a-round me!

The guys came over to watch the game
She puts out some crackers and a nice cheese tray.
After ‘bout an hour I asked her, “Dear,
Would you bring us all another beer?” (Chorus)


She got a new outfit an’ she put it on to show me.
“Tell me the truth,” she said, “be honest, Honey,
Does this dress make my butt look big?”
Well, she insisted, so I told her it did! (Chorus)

I took her out to dinner an’ then to dance.
She snuggled up close like she was ready for romance.
In a sultry voice she asked, “Got anything on your mind?”
I said, “That blond over there looks mighty fine.” (Chorus)

Now, to tell you the truth it’s hard, I find
To know what goes on in a woman’s mind.
When she asks for somethin’ an’ you try to comply,
She just goes crazy, or starts to cry! (Chorus)