You're Not Nice
By Becca Bessinger

VERSE 1
I cleaned a clean house
Slid things from place to place
I fluffed the couch
And I paced

You said you’d call
And pick me up by 3
I checked my phone all day
So naive

But it never did ring
And I started seeing
How you’d been misleading
You’re not nice
You’re not nice
You’re not nice

VERSE 2
I went to the square
Where I knew you’d be
I meant to surprise you there
But, oh, you surprised me

Yeah I spotted you
Kissing some Barbie doll
I grabbed a box of Krispy Kremes
Went home and ate em all

The taste was bitter-sweeter
My mouth was never meaner
I cursed you and pitied her
Cause you’re not nice
You’re not nice
You’re not nice

BRIDGE
Two weeks of grief and then relief
I dodged a bullet through the brain
And by week three, I forgot your name

VERSE 3
Word on the street
Is that you’ve been feeling blue
When you called missing me
I thought, “How sad for you”

Don’t waste time on me, Jack
Cause I will never be back
You are not all that
No, you’re not nice
You’re not nice
You’re not nice

BRIDGE
Two weeks of grief and then relief
I dodged a bullet through the brain
And by week three, I forgot your name