Songs by Scott M.


   

ROADKILL

  1. ROADKILL
    Scott M.
    Genre: Novelty/country
    Tempo: midtempo


    Additional Notes:
    No Notes Available


    Backstory:
    I was doing an album of comedy/novelty songs.                                                                                                                                       

    Lyrics:
                                                      
    ROADKILL DRIVIN` HOME FROM BINGO IN MY OL` PICKUP TRUCK WONDERIN` WHAT MY WIFE WAS FIXIN` US TO EAT LATELY IT SEEMS ALL I GET IS BEANS...I`M `BOUT READY TO SAY YUCK I`D LOVE TO SINK MY TEETH INTO SOME MEAT THEN I SPOTTED ON THE CENTERLINE OF THE HIGHWAY UP AHEAD A POSSUM JUST RUNNED OVER...WHAT A SIGHT I STOPPED AND SCRAPED THAT VARMINT UP AND TOSSED HIM IN THE BED THERE`S BEEN A CHANGE O` MENU MAMA..WE GOT FRESH MEAT TONIGHT WE`RE TALKIN... ROADKILL FOR BREAKFAST...ROADKILL FOR LUNCH WHAT`S RUN DOWN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT MAKES SUNDAY MORNIN` BRUNCH YOU ALL SEE A CARCASS WITH A TREADMARK ON IT`S BACK WE SEE WHAT`S FOR DINNER...WITH LEFTOVERS FOR SNACKS WHETHER IT`S A GOPHER..A RABBIT..OR A SQUIRREL OR ON SPECIAL RARE OCCASIONS...A DEAD WILD BOAR THEM SIGHTS AND SMELLS I`M SURE COMPEL MOST CITY FOLKS TO HURL BUT TO US IT`S A VIRTUAL ASPHAULT GROCERY STORE REPEAT CHORUS THE SECRET IS IN PROPERLY PREPARIN` A FRESH KILL BEFORE YOU COOK IT...YOU MARINATE IT IN MOONSHINE THAT MEAT WILL SOAK THE BOOZE UP LIKE A SPONGE ABSORBS A SPILL TAKE THREE BITES YOU`LL BE SO DRUNK YOU`LL SWEAR IT`S USDA PRIME REPEAT CHORUS ©R.S. Marshall WWW.SCOTTMARSHALLMUSIC.NET


                                                                                                                                                                                        
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