ALL THE CRAZY LOONS
Philip H.
Genre: Pop
Tempo: mid tempo
Additional Notes:
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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Maddie McMimm, was very slim, lived on the rim
Behind the village green
One day her plants, were ate by ants, now her underpants
Are seldom seen
[Chorus]
All the crazy loons, are running free
Hope I don’t lose, my sanity
So help me out, gonna have a breakdown
All the crazy loons, have come to town
[Verse 2]
Jilted Jack, lived round the back, had a heart attack
When a big dog coughed
They found beehives, and edible chives, and two spares wives
Kept in his loft
Chorus
[Verse 3]
Bonnie McGrew, jumped the queue, at the Tesco loo
Whilst on her diet
When the staff found out, there was a quite a shout, someone threw a sprout
That started a riot
Chorus
INSTRUMENTAL
Chorus
[Verse 4]
Joe McWeird, was greatly feared, grew a beard
That covered his head
He learnt some slang, then joined a gang, the whole shebang
And now he’s dead
Chorus 2x