EXCUSES
Marty L.
Genre: Country/female vocal
Tempo: midtempo
Additional Notes:
No Notes Available
Backstory:
I'm not sure. I think I was trying to come up with something Miranda Lambert"ish"
Lyrics:
©2021 Marty Lehr/Marty Lehr Music (music & lyrics)
V1
You said she came on to me
baby what could I do
Temptation's a woman's thing and a man's excuse You said you was drunk and just havin' some fun hon' bad excuses are worse than none
Chorus
no more coulda shoulda woulda's... if ands or but...
no more squeakin' in the side door... no more shaggin' that nut...
so baby this time I'm gonna forgive you but do it again and we're done 'cuz excuses are like pie-holes... "honey"
everybody has one
V2
You said it was just one time
but I smell her bug juice
don't ruin your apology with a bad excuse You blah blah blah blah blah... FYI
a long excuse means more likely it's a lie
Chorus
guitar solo (bridge) Chorus
Tag
Everybody but you baby
you got 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10
now everyone gets to take their... "Mulligan" but excuses are like pie-holes "honey"... everybody else has one