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Backstory:

After a series of failed relationships with real women a man tries a different approach!                                                                                            

Lyrics:

                                                  
She's My Doll Y'all
Intro
V1
I was at my buddy Bill's the other night
sharin' some wings gettin' a little tight
he'd just gone through another messy divorce
this one like the others had run it's course
V2
he's been burned and bruised,
his poor heart abused
but Bill didn't seem upset in the least
he said there's someone I want you to meet
c'mon over here, you're in for a treat
V3
we stopped at a door then stepped inside
and there she was laying there on her side
she was wearing lingerie over a killer physique
I looked at Bill too stunned to speak
lighten up bro he said in his drawl
say hi to my roomie I call her Cristal
Chorus
She’s my doll, y’all, made just for me,
Got curves like a dream, and she’s drama-free.
No makeup to smudge, no bad hair days,
Crystal’s my girl in a hundred ways.
She doesn’t care ‘bout us poker guys.
no matter what I say she can't roll her eyes
No mama-in-law to come and stay,
She’s the perfect girl in most every way
(last chorus only)
she don’t complain,
need a diamond chain
or blah blah blah just to drive me insane
She’s my doll, y’all—please don’t judge me none,
I think I'm in love, and she’s loads of fun.
V4
I said, “Man, you’ve lost your mind,
She don’t cook or clean, she’s factory-designed!”
He said, “Buddy, you don’t understand,
who cares if she was made in Japan.”
V5
Real women want to change your ways,
Spend your cash, waste your days.
Crystal don’t shop, don’t touch my truck,
She don’t care if I run outta luck.
Bridge
I said man I'm glad that you're happy
but a woman made in a factory?
yeah, I admit that some things you said may be true
but there are some only a real woman can do
Chorus (extended)
Outro
I was at my Buddy Bill's the other night