V1 You light up my universe, when you walk in the room You sit by my side, all dimples and perfume You take my hand to the dance floor, then to heaven above Feels like we’ve been together forever in love [Chorus:] I fall in love with you every time I see you smile Every time you smile I can’t help myself every time you smile at me Every time you smile            V2 It’s so much fun, my heart’s humming a tune I’m speechless and dumb when I look at you  Your breathtaking eyes are stuck in my mind And pretty red lips, they curl up and shine I fall in love with you every time I see you smile, Every time you smile I can’t help myself every time you smile at me Every time you smile I can see you love me Your smile says that you do V3 You know my my heart just knew I’d been waiting for you You looked at me and smiled girl, because you knew I fall in love with you every time I see you smile, Every time you smile I can’t help myself every time you smile at me Every time you smile I can see you love me Your smile says that you do You do.
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V1 Don’t You remember, or do you choose to forget How we both felt when we first met? Faith is fine, if we don’t go blind We believed in each other once upon a time Chorus1 Why can’t we talk? Try to listen more? Are we both crazy Who needs war? V2 We look at each other through eyes of distrust How did this happen to the two of us? Lets call a truce, lets try to explain All the things between that send us both insane. Bridge: Don’t know how to deal with all this Hard to believe it started with a kiss If only we could hold each other tight Could it still make everything alright? RPT CHORUS 1 Chorus 2 Hey, why can’t we talk? Can’t we try and listen more? It’s now or never, So why can’t we talk? Woh -
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VERSE 1 That barn’s pretty as a peach now it’s been painted I’m started on the deck this afternoon I practiced Cantonese While trimming up the trees Still all I could think about is you    VERSE 2         I did every chore that I could think of All I know is I'm still feelin' blue Nothing that I try Could get you off my mind Reckon there’s but one thing left to do (‘n’ that’s to) CHORUS Get on a plane Before I go insane There’s nothing left for me to lose, and everything to gain I’ve come around, seen the light I'm on my way to make things right I'm startin' now by gettin’ on a plane VERSE 3 You said I'd never finish what we started You said our love would never stand a chance But honey I can prove That our love is true With this one way ticket in my hand (Gonna....) CHORUS BRIDGE Imagine you and I together, walkin’ in the sand Life will be a honeymoon if you'll just take my hand Instrumental (Why don’t we..) CHORUS TAG Enjoy the ride baby, hold on tight Coz I’ve got weddin’ bells in sight It’s starting now by gettin’ on a plane.
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Not so long ago, you loved me And I knew we were alright Now with all this bickering I'm wonderin' What on earth is happening tonight? Ahhh--------- Ahhh--------- All our love has turned to anger The picture’s turned from black to white Right now, I wish I’d never met you What on earth is happening tonight? Ahhh------- Ahhh--------- I was frightened of thunder And scared of losing you too Looks like a storm is approaching It sucks cause there's nothing I can do Is there nothing left of us to care for - The tender messages we’d write? Like tonight, when we met, I said; Is this possible? this can't be possible! What on earth is happening tonight? What on earth is happening tonight? Ahhh---------
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V1 Every night I’d kiss your picture By a bed where only I sleep now I’d open a bottle, say goodbye to troubles I’d look at you and there I’d go again [Chorus:] When I had a little drink As my tears appeared, I’d think About my gentle sweet redhead Who sang lullabies in bed When I had a little drink V2 You told me you might come back But you were tired of putting out my fires Honey, I’m a desert, and much better for it I miss you still I won’t get lost again Chorus: When I had a little drink As my tears appeared, I’d think About my gentle sweet redhead Who sang lullabies in bed When I had a little drink When I had a little drink [Bridge] It traumatized me when you left That perfect pitch, your skin, your scent Everything I loved has gone Jack won’t bring back you or your songs [Chorus:] When I had a little drink As my tears appeared, I’d think About my gentle sweet redhead Who sang lullabies in bed When I had a little drink When I had a little drink La la la la la la la la la la la la oh
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If you want, we’ll take our usual spot Steal some chairs and order drinks I sit and listen, but I don’t hear a word My mind wrestles bigger things I’m, wonderin’ which words I should use next To tell you that this time we’re through I practiced all day in a mirror But the face there wasn’t you Chorus: I can’t say “don’t cry” You wouldn’t listen if I tried Though I said I loved you, I didn’t know, It would be this hard to let you go I can’t bear this atmosphere no more I’m confused, I can’t breathe I’m trying so hard now to cut you loose You won’t ever be pleased with me OR: ALTERNATIVE VERSE: Cry if you must, but don’t miss your bus One day you’ll see why I am right Why I won’t be asking you home And why we’ll be alone tonight Chorus Bridge: My mind’s made up, wrong or right This has to end tonight Tonight ------ Chorus X2 Oh Hun, you make it hard to let you go OR: Oh baby, it's so damned hard to let you go
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(Written by GK Menage) I don't deserve this treatment To be torn up, lied about You took almost everything That I could not nail down Like my sanity, my money Stole my music too Now you sit on my doorstep Like something off my shoe...yeah! Chorus #1: You stole my heart, my dog and all my love Left nothing but fingerprints on all my stuff You say you wanna talk, But see, I changed my locks Go now and I WON'T CALL THE COPS I'm a trash can of emotions I've been torched and overturned Your empty heart made me run From your flame that left me burned Now you cannot hurt me I found a better place Far from my vandalized life Today I'm feelin' safe Chorus #2: You stole my heart, my bike and all my love Left nothing but fingerprints on all my stuff I need a change from you And I went and changed my locks Go now and I WON'T CALL THE COPS Bridge: I'm not huntin' for revenge Just want you out of my hair Go online, check your status We've got no lives to share, to share ..yeah! Rpt Chorus#1
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I don’t believe it, guns again, splattered over the news More crazy martyrs fed on hate, medicines and booze After bullets slay friends at school, kids and teachers huddle up Outside, under flashing lights policemen weep and parents hug Chorus: Hey, it’s a shot in the dark, but I’m askin’ where’s it end, my friend? My TV shoots fiery darts, man, I'm sleepin’ in the lions den I'd love to keep my beating heart but I see sharks Nothing left so I'll take my chance And cry my shot in the dark Lives are spent, then talking heads fill the holes with words and air All God’s good work gone for nothing here’s a chance to show they care “If I see another gun totin’ Doc Holliday, where our children play I’ll tell you what I think - all of us should take the blame (oh yeah) (Chorus) Bridge: Each day without some changes means another child lies dead Look, another loser waving guns, wonder what’s inside his head Chorus #2: It’s a shot in the dark - I wanna know where will it end? TV shoots fiery darts, man, I'm sleeping in the lions den A simple question, a simple spark That’ll fan the flames like Joan of Ark There's nothin' left so I take my chance And cry my shot in the dark
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In a smokey old bar, I found a seat Been traveling for days, thirsty and beat Over my glass, I saw your face You swear you were not amazed But Cupid or God were sure to impress Me unshaved, and you in that summer dress I was far from home, you were alone, Someone above knew it’s gonna be a success..... Chorus: Ma said “you never find a wife in a bar”, But I turn my head and there you are, Seemed like we’d met along time back Like we were rollin’ together on a railroad track I knew why I had come so far, To this Smokey old New Orleans bar.... Man, the bar lit up, when you smiled at me, Thought the moon had floated over Bourbon Street You weren’t looking for me, but there I was And I don’t recall who began our talk I swear there was something ‘bout the way you Shook your hair loose, I was hooked, Around two o’clock, the floor got mopped My heart beatin’ like it would never stop. CHORUS We got married in 2003, survived Katrina and crushed levees Our bar’s disappeared, but you’re still here, Pouring my best beer for me. CHORUS
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Oh oh, I I, miss my my, Miami Mandee Miami Mandee, She walked like like a pony She talked like she’d know me Her skin hot like rocket fuel Her big eyes like brown suns Saw me sad down and done Her words so cool, Like a summer pool Pre: A radio playedeod in the park Mandee stole my hand and we danced ‘till dark I felt the heat of the beat of the latin song, Our feet were on fire, our hearts sang along Chorus: Oh oh, I, I, miss my my, Miami Mandee Miami Mandee Me in paradise, She was too much for this guy Whose still shy but dated a few Her songs from her homeland Romantic, like warm sand I prayed that she Stayed with me [Repeat Pre & Chorus section] Bridge: So Mandee’s met an hombre new Here at our rendezvous She said “Go see Luna lounging in the park By the stolen shopping carts She likes what she sees Don’t stroke her Havanese!” [Repeat Pre & Chorus section] Miami Mandee Miami Mandee
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In a smoky old bar, I found a seat Been travelin’ for days, thirsty and beat Over my glass, I saw your face You say at first, you weren’t amazed But Cupid or God were sure to impress Me unshaved, and you in that summer dress I was far from home, you were alone, Someone above knew it’s gonna be a success..... [Chorus] Ma said “you never find a wife in a bar”, But I saw you and said, “there you are!”, As if me and you met long time back Then joined like stars in the zodiac Who knew I’d find by chance...my Wife in a bar.... Man, the bar lit up, when you smiled at me, Thought the moon had floated over Bourbon Street You weren’t looking for me, but there I was We weren’t gamblers, yet we beat the odds I swear there was something ‘bout the way you looked Shook your hair loose, I was hooked, Around two o’clock, when we walked out My heart beatin’ like it would never stop. REPEAT CHORUS We got married in 2003, survived Katrina and crushed levees Our bar’s disappeared, but you’re still here, Smilin’ and givin’ me my beer REPEAT CHORUS This smoky old New Orleans bar......
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Well kids, I guess it’s come to this Time to grant me my one final wish You’re sad, but don’t forget I asked When I’m gone, please do me one task.. Don’t toss me out in the family plot Or stick me on your mantelpiece forgot in a box Or under a bed or in a helium balloon I’m gonna float free in spirit and settle in your whisky too.. Chorus: Scatter my ashes in Hooters Say a prayer as I waft through the air Get my cute young thing to bring you a wing As you scatter my ashes through Hooters Thank that girl, for making my last days worthwhile She’s has the enormous.. owl and smile She treated me so sweet and well mannered Was I maybe enamored, or only hammered? Tell her to sing “Simply The Best” I’ll be sad once she’s brushed me off her chest Have a buffalo chicken and an American beer And remember I was once happy here (Rpt CHORUS)
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V1 You look perfect in that sunset colored light Hot behind the grill you’re cooking tonight You’re a God given spectacle, my diva of the pit Through blue smoke, you’re turnin’ that glistening spit [Chorus] Ro Ro Rosie, Ro Ro Rosie Ro Ro Rosie, you’re my Tennessee barbeque queen You dance and you cook like a dream You’re my Tennesee BBQ queen V2 Girl, I’m gonna love you till I die The heels on your boots are dangerously high Big red sun lies where sky and mountains meet Your ribs melted in my mouth, your sauce was sweet Rpt Chorus V3 Time to put the grill out and grow new flames of our own Grab a brewski from the cooler to the room where we’ll be alone When I lay you down and things get low and slow Your skin will sizzle like chillies, your smoky eyes will glow [Bridge] Lets fire up the embers of our love Under these twinkling stars, just the two of us Rpt Chorus You’re my Tennessee BBQ queen You dance and you cook like a dream
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V1: I put Jesus in the glovebox, he doesn’t need to know Why I’m crying like a baby on this unknown road Truck is goin’ down hill, I’m starin’ in reverse Why, if I love my woman, did I fall for someone else? I love my wife back West, I’m truly blessed That’s why I put - CH: Jesus in the glovebox, so I won’t see His disapproving looks he keeps giving me All this guilt he made feel as I cry behind this wheel, so I put Jesus in the glovebox, he doesn’t need to see ..... V2: One look became a flame and I let it start a fire I never was a cheater, I never was a liar It started just as friends, yes, I should have walked away Like an automobile accident, it just happened one day And the mark on the dash where he stood reminds me That’s why I put.. [REPEAT CHORUS] Bridge: That statuette of Jesus showed me my feet of clay Should I put him back in front of me to help me find my way? Oh oh oh oh... I put [REPEAT CHORUS]
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A stain on this old motel ceiling looks like Jesus Christ Somehow I’m not feeling He’s the one I want tonight Got a gig here for half a year but someone’s playing on my mind Someone who loves me more than fish God, I miss you, here in my CHORUS: Lonely motel room (Lonely motel room) Like a tomb with no view (Lonely motel room) It’s a fact, I’m missing my cat Here in my lonely motel room You love this struggling singer and guitar playing fool You can’t exactly talk but I understand your gentle mews And after every gig, I’m back to this room for dinner But I’d give anything to be snuggled up with you, in a (Rpt Chorus) I take rain checks on all the parties, my friends all think I’m nuts But nothing beats an evening on the laptop screen with only us I played the band a love song I wrote for you today They said it was a little cheesy -- but we’ll record it anyway Bridge: Couldn’t get a hotel taking pets, How I hate this feeling Knowing someone else looks after you, While I’m looking at this ceiling in my Lonely motel room (Lonely motel room) Like a tomb with no view It would be beautiful with you In my lonely, lonely motel room Lonely motel room, My lonely, my lonely motel room
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Verse 1 An angel at the feet of someone by me on Southwest A golden dog called Clementine, I saw it on her vest She took one look at me, sensing I don’t like to fly Came over to me gently, and looked me in the eyes Chorus: Clementine was in my head Calming me down, with big brown eyes I wish as I fly through my life, I could find a Clementine Verse 2 Clementine, she told me, “even artichokes have hearts “Every day’s a new beginning” she cheerfully barked I saw how her owner’s sanity rests in gilded paws I watched Clementine guide her out through the cabin door [Repeat Chorus] Bridge: How could a dog know what to say, To encourage someone like me to have faith [Repeat Chorus] Yeah, I wish, as I fly through my life I could find a Clementine
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[V1] You are my angel, you are my handsome man Your eyes of hazel that always understand It’s hard to leave the magic of your wonderland I love you [V2] Thank God another busy day at work is done And now it’s time for you and me, my ball of fun I’ll pick a movie but first I’ll take you for a run I love you Despite your accidents I love you You’re the best [Chorus1] Mr Chester you’re so cute In your black and white fur suit There’ll never be a substitute I love you [V3] C’mon shorty, bring your body here now scoot up close Even though I’m gonna get your hair all on my clothes It’s time I put ‘em in the wash now, I suppose. I love you Mr Chester I love you Though we owe the vets [Chorus 2] Mr Chester you’re so cute In your black and white fur suit There’ll never be a substitute Without you, my heart’s destitute I love you I love you, ooh ooh ooh V3: For goodness sake just settle down and close your eyes Just try to rest your little head down by my side Until it’s time to wake up when the sun’s up in the sky RPT CHORUS 2
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Ooh la la, ooh la la la, heartache in Brussels Ooh la la, ooh la la la, love is a puzzle Something follows my ex around Not only guys, and women’s frowns Something sultry, something French A colorful cloud of foreign scents Ooh la la, ooh la la la, heartache in Brussels Ooh la la, ooh la la la, love is a puzzle I got keys to her fancy car I moved in above her bistro bar She said, “bonjour”, but her eyes said more No “au revoir” as she floated out the door Ooh la la, ooh la la la, heartache in Brussels Ooh la la, ooh la la la, love is a puzzle I recall something small she called “amour” Ooh la la, ooh la la la, heartache in Brussels On our dates, she would take control Once I’d satisfied her soul She was my my gallic Taylor Swift She’d say, “relax, enjoy, it’s a gift” Ooh la la ooh la la la, Ooh la la ooh la la la, Ooh la la, ooh la la la Ooh la la, ooh la la la I’m just a man, but her coq-au-vin was the best I ever had Ooh la la, ooh la la, oh, love is a puzzle Ooh la la, ooh la la la, Ooh la la, ooh la la la, Ooh la la, ooh la la la Love is a puzzle
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V1 It’s gonna be another day When I don’t know what to say Didn’t mean to ignite gasoline, a spark lit it anyway Talkin’ in circles, off the rails, Chasing words like puppies chasin’ tails I’m playin’ checkerboard blind, high on a mountain trail [Chorus]: Don’t make me walk on eggshells no more I’ll tiptoe til I’m sore across your floor no more Not gonna walk on eggshells no more V2 A question gets another one, I try and answer but I get it wrong It’s like murder when one word torments you for so long Without you I don’t have a clue Playin’ on thin ice till I fall through? My mouth is mine but Baby, my heart belongs to you [Rpt Chorus] V3 Just when I think I’ve nailed this curse, All I did was make things worse So I grab some red and on the deck, try to figure why this hurts We’re like a team learning to sail, Stuck together in frozen hail So much in love, so many reasons why we’ll never fail BRIDGE: We promised each other we’d be together, forever We’ll get through this, whatever the weather… (Repeat CHORUS) Not gonna walk on eggshells no more...
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Intro (Chorus): Sing a song for Santa, girls and boys (la la la) Come on, send him joy and make— some noise V1 Where Santa lives, he’s busy working hard, he’s Feeding all his reindeer in his snowy yard, then, He’ll look at every children’s letter before he goes to bed Millions and millions, and he knows what each one said. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho V2 Santa checks his magic sleigh, and sets the GPS From shelves, his elves are wrapping toys they made for us Santa say’s, if you don’t have a chimney Just leave a door ajar with milk and two cookies ---- (yeah!) Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho [Rpt CHORUS] On December 25th, children wake and say: “OMG I can’t believe, it’s Christmas Day!” Santa came and left them presents underneath the tree By the time they’re opened, Santa’s home with a cup of tea! Yeah! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho [Rpt. CHORUS] La la la la la la etc (al fine)
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[V1] My pool is my refuge, I think about you How I let you leave when you said we were through You went back north, now the days, they drag on It’s crazy but I see your eyes all day long Blue sky’s gone gray Since you went away ay ay ay ay ay ay ay [Chorus:] Your unforgettable face Your smiling eyes all over my place Every day, all I do is see your Unforgettable face [V2] Come home and relax on the deck of my yacht You're chilled to the bone, more often than not Bring back your high cheeks and your sun tanned skin I'll kiss those lips above that beautiful chin Blue skies gone gray Since you went away ay ay ay ay ay ay ay [Chorus #2]: Your unforgettable face Your smiling eyes all over my place Every day, I want to embrace your Unforgettable face [Bridge]: The heart that you drew on my window pane Reminds me of you— whenever it rains It never went away ay ay ay ay ay ay ay [Chorus #3]: Your unforgettable face Your smiling eyes all over my place Every day, there's always a trace of Unforgettable face
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I'm watching movies of you and me We loved the beach, we loved that night Stayed and saw the sun sink under the sea We saw the moon and all the stars, they burned so bright [Chorus]: Another beautiful sunset But I'm so cold and all alone Without you Darling, I'll never know Another beautiful sunset The bedroom’s getting dark, I can faintly see Dying sunlight on my band of gold Our picture perfect life, now a memory Without you, a pretty sky, it gets so old [Bridge]: I close my eyes and you’re back in my arms You kiss my lips and your smile is warm [Repeat Chorus] X2 [Tag]: Another beautiful sunset
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V1 The heavens cleared at last Staring at all the blue in wonder We can wash away the past Together now, no more thunder Our secret love revealed for all to see Now in the open, we are free….. [Chorus]: We can walk hand in hand, transformed No need to carry torches anymore Love underground, we kept our Flames of love burning through the storm …….. V2 Isn't it amazing? The fears gone from our hearts Hidden passion always blazing A sacred fire that always starts Our secret love revealed for all to see Out in the open, we are free [Repeat CHORUS] Bridge: Skies above us change Sunshine will show the way Dark clouds fade away Fade away....Fade away [Repeat Chorus] (Tag): The heavens cleared at last
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V1 Those were the days, as I was growing up My big brother picked me up Singing YOUR SONG was where it all began Ron swung me like I was a ROCKET MAN V2 Ron took me camping in a STOLEN CAR Helped with homework, (he) taught me guitar Drove me downtown to see Elton live Prayed he’d never finish his encore, GOODBYE Oh woh woh woh (Chorus:) If HONKEY CAT can make you high And SAD SONGS can make you cry There’s only one piano player’s songs that fit the bill You can’t go wrong” say’s my brother Ron With a little bit of Elton John” La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la la V3 Ron moved overseas, found himself a wife Leaving me singing ELDERBERRY WINE Say’s his TINY DANCER is a corker He’s a MADMAN ACROSS THE WATER Oh woh woh woh [Repeat Chorus] Bridge: I’ll always have Ron, Elton and Bernie In my head and my heart on my life’s journey Oh woh woh woh [Repeat Chorus] La la la la la, La la la la la, La la la la la la
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Chorus: Three little words “thinking of you” Three little words Say “I love you” ——- V1 You’ll call me and say you love me When you take a break at work And last night, you softly whispered Like gentle winds over the sea V2 The hardest words come easily The shortest note in the world Cause you’re always there for me Baby!, you’re a beautiful bird (oh oh, oh oh) [Repeat Chorus] V3 You’re funny, light and strong and free Like morning sun shining through Leaves of an Amazon tree I’m happy and alive with you [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] I’m hoping the note I wrote got through It’s no scam or spam, it’s just true——- "Thinking of you!” ———— [Repeat Chorus]
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V1 In the sky I’m floating, high above the clouds Get this weird sensation as if you’re all around I seem to fly so often, can’t wait to be here It’s like your bright eyes never dimmed and you feel so near [Chorus:] At 30 thousand feet I know I’m close to you Closer to the moon and next to Heaven At 30 thousand feet, with your breath upon my cheek And your star will shine for me, forever…. Forever… V2 If I could stay a little longer, you know that I would Nothing makes me happier, being near you feels so good Sitting here wishing I could kiss you one more time You’re my little angel - that’s why I love to fly….. [Repeat Chorus] [Tag]: At 30 thousand feet I feel you close to me…. Forever….
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V1 There’s presence here that I need The Memphis Flash is greeting me There, on his perfect lawn The King has not gone PRE #1: In my mind’s eye I see him Diamond rings, precious hands Shining in the Memphis sun In his gardens at Graceland —- CHORUS If you hear his golden voice, or see a shadow shake Don’t be afraid, The King has stayed He never went away —— His spirit’s here V2 Gradually, I realize His music modified my life His words sleep in my soul Elvis, you make me whole PRE #2 In the warm winds, I can hear him Singing passionate and true Let emotions and his words Flow like water over me and you [RPT CHORUS] V3 That’s Him, by his Mama’s rose Looking cool in Lansky clothes His magic’s why I came To this alter of his fame BRIDGE: I take selfies by the message wall then stand beside his waterfall So much to see and feel and love… [Repeat CHORUS] His spirit’s here The King is here
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(Written by GK Menage) V1: My tires, beat the road, like the thumpin’ in my chest, And looking down at me is a plastic statuette. While I drive away from my past, like the wind He’s telling me I’m committing a sin, Ch: If I put JESUS IN THE GLOVEBOX, he'll be out of sight With JESUS IN THE GLOVEBOX, he'll still make me do right No matter where I hide him, my guilt rips me apart, With Jesus in the glovebox, he’ll still be in my heart V2: Someone that I’ve left, is expecting me home soon They don’t have a clue, and I know what I should do And this Saviour on the dash board, he just looks at me As if his painted eyes could see (CHORUS) Br: If the Judge is just a statue, then why am I turning around? If I don’t believe he has the power, what’s making me go home now? (CHORUS)
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V1 Knowing looks in a public place Fingers brush as we walk away Translating our sign language of romance No one at work can see us kiss You’re the boss, we’d be dismissed So secret smiles are shared through office glass [Chorus]: We are lovers under cover Rendezvous in rooms with plastic keys Just two lovers under cover No one around can hear us wild and free V2 Close the curtains, open the Beaujolais You look so lovely in your Versace We keep delicious secrets, you and me Seen you all week but I’ve missed you These hotel sheets can’t resist you Let’s try analyzing all our dreams [Repeat Chorus] We’re lovers undercover [Bridge]: We are agents in the CIA We whisper things we cannot say Feeling safe here in shadows, for a while, for a while [Repeat Chorus] Tag: We’re lovers undercover.. Lovers undercover Lovers undercover
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Da da da da da da [V1] Ol’ Cameo, let’s hear yer pistons pound I love your get out o' my way sound My dog has run off with my ex Neither one of 'ems got any respect [CHORUS] You and me on a tore up shortcut Burnin’ gas till we get back my mutt I’m a woman on a mission, and I don’t know slow Don’t need no man, Just ma hound and ol’ Cameo Da da da da da da [V2] You’re rare beauty is something I can trust The only thing hurtin’ you is rust You never critisize or get complex Come on lets go find that SOB ex [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge]: Your old leather fits me like a glove People gonna say we’re in love On your rear window I painted our names Gonna get a tattoo of us in flames Da da da da da da [CHORUS #2:] You and me on a tore up shortcut Burnin’ gas till we get back my mutt You and me on a mission, and we don’t know slow Don’t need no man, Just ma hound and ol’ Cameo Don’t need no man, just ma hound and you, ol’ Cameo.
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Daddy was a Heinz 57, Mummy’s looks excluded her from Heaven So, no one ever stops and says I’m cute You rescued me, you took me home, but now I’ve gotten jealous to the bone Cause you don’t stroke me like you used to. You've gone and got a cat, I see, when I'm the only furry friend you need [Chorus:] Maybe I'm an ugly mutt, but I love you Though my head is full of bumps Fur falling out in clumps is quite alarming Maybe I’m an ugly mutt, but I love you You complain you can’t hear yourself talking, I maintain barking helps me walking But I’ve stopped humping cushions while you’re out, I’m one old dog who don’t drool yet, no fancy check ups at the vet ‘Cept when I eat too much brussels sprouts Least I don’t go meow meow and scratch your furniture, and how! Maybe I'm an ugly mutt, but I love you Though my head is full of bumps Fur falling out in clumps is quite alarming Maybe I’m an ugly mutt, but I love you [Bridge:] Stop! What’s that? We’ve lost the cat? Have my dreams just come to pass? The top floor window’s left ajar? Life’s a bitch and God’s a dog, Haha ha ha! (Chorus#2) Maybe I'm an ugly mutt, but I love you Though my head is full of bumps Fur falling out in clumps is quite alarming Maybe I’m an ugly mutt, but I love you Maybe I’m an ugly mutt, but I love you.
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V1 You and I met at a florist’s in May I loved the carnation you wore on our date We got engaged amid lilacs perfume My forget-me-nots said, “yes, yes. I do”…. Chorus: Roses are red Violets are blue The power of flowers say, “I LOVE YOU” V2 It’s been a while now since our wedding day We’ve beautiful children called Lily and Sage In a house full of fragrance and color and sun Happy forever surrounded by love [Repeat Chorus] [Bridge:] Petals and blooms bring us passion and tenderness They bring out the grace in our souls and our happiness [Repeat Chorus] With the power of flowers
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